{"id":2368,"date":"2013-03-29T08:39:42","date_gmt":"2013-03-29T06:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/?p=2368"},"modified":"2013-03-29T09:13:47","modified_gmt":"2013-03-29T07:13:47","slug":"allo-mais-allo-quoi-il-neige-le-29-mars-a-lostihuel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/?p=2368","title":{"rendered":"allo, mais allo quoi &#8230; il neige le 29 mars \u00e0 Lostihuel"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2369\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/DSC02353_50.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[2368]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2369\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2369\" title=\"Neige \u00e0 Lostihuel Braz\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/DSC02353_50-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Neige \u00e0 Lostihuel Braz\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/DSC02353_50-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/DSC02353_50-1024x685.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/DSC02353_50.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2369\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Neige \u00e0 Lostihuel Braz<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Surprise du matin, l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 d&rsquo;hier n&rsquo;aura pas dur\u00e9 longtemps.<\/p>\n<p>Paul :<strong> \u00ab\u00a0<em>Dis papa vu qu&rsquo;il neige est-ce que je vais quand m\u00eame \u00e0 l&rsquo;ecole ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Moi sur le mode joke :\u00a0\u00ab\u00a0<em>Bahhh non&#8230; c&rsquo;est pas la peine tu pourras toujours finir \u00e0 l&rsquo;Ecole des mousses ou \u00e0 42 bornToCode<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Alors que les\u00a0morues de la t\u00e9l\u00e9-r\u00e9alit\u00e9 continuent\u00a0leur triste spectacle de lavage de cerveau sur le mode \u00ab\u00a0<em>allo &#8230; mais Papa, allo quoi &#8230;\u00a0dans ma classe, tout le monde regarde les <del>anges<\/del> pouffes de la T\u00e9l\u00e9r\u00e9alit\u00e9<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0, les affreux barbus et la clique politique\u00a0nous \u00e9puisent &#8230;\u00a0Pendant ce temps l\u00e0,\u00a0notre plan\u00e8te internet a miraculeusement surv\u00e9cu au\u00a0cataclisme, que dis-je &#8230; la premi\u00e8re cyberguerre mondiale (qui n&rsquo;a pas laiss\u00e9 trop de sang\u00a0sur la fibre),\u00a0DrDOS CyberBunker vs Spamhaus que m\u00eame ma m\u00e8re s&rsquo;est bien aper\u00e7ue que Google ramait \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I see trees of green&#8230;&#8230;.. red roses too&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2372\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/barbue.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[2368]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2372\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2372\" title=\"Barbue\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/barbue-300x154.jpg\" alt=\"Barbue\" width=\"300\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/barbue-300x154.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/barbue.jpg 866w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2372\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Barbue communicante<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Surprise du matin, l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 d&rsquo;hier n&rsquo;aura pas dur\u00e9 longtemps. 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