{"id":4052,"date":"2017-12-13T18:51:03","date_gmt":"2017-12-13T16:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/?p=4052"},"modified":"2017-12-13T19:58:55","modified_gmt":"2017-12-13T17:58:55","slug":"comment-se-faire-plumer-par-les-vieilles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/?p=4052","title":{"rendered":"Comment se faire plumer par les Vieilles ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;\u00e9tais pourtant carr\u00e9ment au taquet &#8230; depuis deux jours j&rsquo;attendais le cr\u00e9neau du 12 d\u00e9cembre 2017 \u00e0 16h00 (avec un sms de rappel toutes les 2 heures par le p&rsquo;tit lion) !<br \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_4053\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/auTaquet.png\" rel=\"lightbox[4052]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4053\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/auTaquet-300x260.png\" alt=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lauMarot\/status\/940954312557068294\" width=\"300\" height=\"260\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4053\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/auTaquet-300x260.png 300w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/auTaquet.png 582w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4053\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/lauMarot\/status\/940954312557068294<\/p><\/div><br \/>\nLes consignes \u00e9taient claires : 1 pass 3 jours !<br \/>\nD\u00e8s 15h30 je joue du F5 sur https:\/\/www.vieillescharrues.asso.fr<br \/>\nA 15h56 le site est d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 en vrac<br \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_4057\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018.png\" rel=\"lightbox[4052]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4057\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018-300x124.png\" alt=\"Site Charrues en PLS\" width=\"300\" height=\"124\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4057\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018-300x124.png 300w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018-768x318.png 768w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018.png 890w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4057\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Site Charrues en PLS<\/p><\/div><br \/>\nVilain r\u00e9flexe professionnel, je capture wireshark au cas o\u00f9&#8230;<br \/>\nHeureusement, https:\/\/www.digitick.com prend rapidement le relais et m&rsquo;annonce que je suis 5 817\u00e8me en file d&rsquo;attente. Je fais une pri\u00e8re (\u00e0 ma fa\u00e7on &#8230;), \u00e7a va \u00eatre chaud. Il est 16h04.<br \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_4059\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_b.png\" rel=\"lightbox[4052]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4059\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_b-300x238.png\" alt=\"16h04\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4059\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_b-300x238.png 300w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_b.png 757w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4059\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">16h04<\/p><\/div><br \/>\nA 16h14, je suis 11\u00e8me dans la file d&rsquo;attente<br \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_4060\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_k.png\" rel=\"lightbox[4052]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4060\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_k-300x249.png\" alt=\"16h14\" width=\"300\" height=\"249\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4060\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_k-300x249.png 300w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_k-768x638.png 768w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_k.png 830w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4060\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">16h14<\/p><\/div><br \/>\n16h18, c&rsquo;est pli\u00e9, mort, niqu\u00e9 &#8230; je suis en mode SNCF sur-r\u00e9servation il reste -3 (oui, moins 3) pass 3 Jours et plus de Pass 4 jours<br \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_4063\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_m-1.png\" rel=\"lightbox[4052]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4063\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_m-1-300x127.png\" alt=\"16h18, c&#039;est mort\" width=\"300\" height=\"127\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4063\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_m-1-300x127.png 300w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_m-1-768x324.png 768w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_m-1.png 1015w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4063\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">16h18, c&rsquo;est mort<\/p><\/div><br \/>\nTant pis, on ira voir Pierre Perret au camping de l&rsquo;Ile Bouchard ou INdochine \u00e0 Saint Nolff.<br \/>\nFais p\u00e9ter les dollars, \u00e7a va co\u00fbter une blinde &#8230; mais c&rsquo;est No\u00ebl et puis le 21\/07 c&rsquo;est encore No\u00ebl&#8230; et puis le 19 c&rsquo;est sans doute la derni\u00e8re fois que je vais voir les Gore\/Gahan\/Fletch<br \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_4065\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_n.png\" rel=\"lightbox[4052]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4065\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_n-300x230.png\" alt=\"Charrues 2018\" width=\"300\" height=\"230\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4065\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_n-300x230.png 300w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_n-768x588.png 768w, https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/CaptureCharues2018_n.png 969w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4065\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Charrues 2018<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;\u00e9tais pourtant carr\u00e9ment au taquet &#8230; depuis deux jours j&rsquo;attendais le cr\u00e9neau du 12 d\u00e9cembre 2017 \u00e0 16h00 (avec un sms de rappel toutes les 2 heures par le p&rsquo;tit lion) ! Les consignes \u00e9taient claires : 1 pass 3 jours ! D\u00e8s 15h30 je joue du F5 sur https:\/\/www.vieillescharrues.asso.fr A 15h56 le site est [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4052"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4052"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4069,"href":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4052\/revisions\/4069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.laurentmarot.fr\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}